Me as a cartoon

Ryan David

Comedy Writer and photoshop menace. Bylines in Slackjaw, Points in Case, Robot Butt, and Weekly Humorist. Staff writer for End of the Bench Sports.

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Dec 25 2024

Here are my favorite published pieces of the year!

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Dec 21 2024

My piece was featured in Points in Case's People's Favorites 2024! It is called, I Have Googled “Foot Pain” and Regret to Inform You That I Am Dying. This is a huge honor and a great way to cap off the year. Among the list are many incredible writers, whose work I encourage you to check out. Thanks ...Read more

Nov 20 2024

Two new pieces out this week! One for Weekly Humorist and another for End of the Bench. Check 'em out!

A ballot box branded with the Points in Case logo stands behind me and an award on a ceremonial red carpet. My body is rendered as a cartoon tuxedo but my disheveled face is from an actual picture. The award reads, "I did not win an award, but people voted for me."

Points in Case's People's Favorite 2024, featuring moi!

This image says "My favorites" and it indicates that the articles below it are my favorites from different publications. The next two images are placeholders
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Chuck E Cheese, notable evil rat, looks in the distance, his eyes unfocused. Behind him the bowels of hell surge. The article title is "Why the Chuck E Cheese rat is the sole architect of my depression"
An astutely dressed man showing clear signs of sadness sits with his face pressed into his palms. The article text reads, "I have googled 'foot pain' and regret to inform you that I am dying"
A silica gel packet is held close to the camera. It has eyes like that a person. On the packet reads warning information about not consuming the packet. The text over the image, article's title, reads: "I'm the slilca gel packet in your beef jerky bag and actually, please eat me."
This image says "Slackjaw" and it indicates that the articles below it are from that publications. The next two images are placeholders
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A cartoon stick figure holds their hands to their head as if to convey a headache. Behind them is an explosion. The article title is, "Why choosing indeed for your employment needs is marginally better than starving to death in a bleak world."
A robotic and irradiant Mark Zuckerberg looks very dorky and vacant. He is in front of a circuit-like background. The title of the article is, "Eight totally reasonable tips to pass the coding exam."
This image says "The Haven and Robot Butt" and it indicates that the articles below it are from those publications. The next two images are placeholders
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The moon and earth are shown in space. The moon has merged with some sort of apocalyptic, zodiac-like clock. The earth looks about the same but a mushroom cloud pokes out from its surface. The article title is "Horoscopes for the Apocalypse," and the subtitle is, "Astrological predictions for a world torn asunder."
ce8f8d31e636 The silhouette of a man from behind, presumed to be Donald Trump, stares through prison bars at the american flag. The article title reads, "He definitely can't run for office now, unless of course he does"
A wrestler jumps from the high rope of a wrestling ring; beneath, lies his competitor, helpless to the impact that is about to occur. The article title reads, "Vaguely sports-like activities snubbed by the Olympics."
Mark Wahlberg faces the camera with his arms spread and a welcoming smile. Directly behim him is a giant, floating license plate that says, "Welcome to Boston, Massachusetts." Beind that is a moving walkway in an airport. The article title reads, "We are trapped in this airport now, son; it is our home now.
This image says "End of the Bench" and it indicates that the articles below it are from that publication. The next two images are placeholders
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A person entirely covered in protective health gear holds a rubber glove. Next to them is a cooler with the Chicago Bears logo. The headline reads, "pubilc health officials classify chicago beras a choking hazard"
John King from CNN stands in front of the "Magic Wall," which is an interactive screen with the US states and election data.
Former and late baseball player Pete Rose dives face first toward the camera. Where should be a base from the game of baseball is instead the End of the Bench Sports logo. The title of the article reads, "Pete Rose's Lifetime MLB Ban Expires"
A cartoon referee points their fingers in the shape of a gun to the right. Below is the article title, "NFL Introuduces New Injury Designation for Players Who Get Shot"
An image of actor Nic Cage appears five times. Nic has the contenenance of a depraved man, a mix of anger and elation combined into a wide-eyed, gaping mouth stare. There are instances of this images in a gid overlaid atop the the fifth, which spans the full length of the image. This produces a disorienting and chaotic effect that amplifies Cage's intensity. The article title reads, "Nicholas Cage insists On John Madden Biopic Ending With Beloved Announcer Set Ablaze"
A chalk outline of a person but with a massive baseball for a head is shown on concrete. The title of the article reads, "Eaten by wolves: Mr. Met, Dead at 60"
A child looks listlessly forward wearing baseball attire. The article's is overlain atop and says "Little League Star Suspended for Orange Juicing"
Raptors and players storm the court of a basketball arena. The article title reads, "Toronto Raptors reveal they've created a fully operational Jurassic Park with live Raptors." The subtitle says, "We really fucked up."
A jovial old man looks out at the camera with a thumbs up. Behind him burns the Olympic flame and above is the article's title, "Local dad excited to joke 'pardon my french' during paris olympics.'"
Static TV has the article title over the screen. It reads, "Report: MLB.TV Blackouts Will not Affect In-Person Games
A Japanese man on the far-right side gawks in disbelief. He stands in front of a wall advertising the publication the article is on, "End of the Bench." Overlaid is the article title, "Shohei Ohtani's Interpreter Signs With DraftKings"
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