Me as a cartoon

Ryan David

Writer and recreational photoshop menace. Bylines in Slackjaw, Points in Case, and The Haven; Staff writer for End of the Bench Sports.

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Substack

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A child looks listlessly forward wearing baseball attire. The article's is overlain atop and says "Little League Star Suspended for Orange Juicing"

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Chuck E Cheese menacingly looks on in front of the hell, his eyes pointed in different directions. The articles titled overhead: "Why The Chuck E Cheese Rat Is The Sole Architect Of My Depression"

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A Japanese man on the far-right side gawks in disbelief. He stands in front of a wall advertising the publication the article is on, "End of the Bench." Overlaid is the article title, "Shohei Ohtani's Interpreter Signs With DraftKings"

Raptors and players storm the court of a basketball arena. The article title reads, "Toronto Raptors reveal they've created a fully operational Jurassic Park with live Raptors." The subtitle says, "We really fucked up."

A chalk outline of a person but with a massive baseball for a head is shown on concrete. The title of the article reads, "Eaten by wolves: Mr. Met, Dead at 60"

Static TV has the article title over the screen. It reads, "Report: MLB.TV Blackouts Will not Affect In-Person Ga

A child looks listlessly forward wearing baseball attire. The article's is overlain atop and says "Little League Star Suspended for Orange Juicing"

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